So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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