What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
try to milk me bitch
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