Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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