It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
lol hangovers are for mortals.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
