Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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