Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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