i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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