Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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