does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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