pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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