Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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