My sheets look like a crime scene.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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