what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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