There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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