So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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