my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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