Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Houston, we have a squirter
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
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