it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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