I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
