i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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