So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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