You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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