a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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