so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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