We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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