What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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