Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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