"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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