i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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