We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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