am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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