Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Boobs speak an international language.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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