This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Damn victory sex feels great
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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