i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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