that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
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