Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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