it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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