I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm getting married
To pizza
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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