He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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