when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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