remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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