youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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