they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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