I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I AM VODKA MAN
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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