How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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