I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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