Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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