i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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