when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
