big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
well you can't waste a boner
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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